The Love Guru

The Love Guru The Love Guru

Der Guru Pitka bekommt einen heiklen Auftrag von der Besitzerin einer Eishockeymannschaft. Er soll der Mannschaft dabei helfen, ihre jährige Pechsträhne zu beenden und ein wichtiges Speil zu gewinnen. Doch ausgerechnet jetzt hat der wichtigste. Der Love Guru (Originaltitel: The Love Guru) ist eine US-amerikanische Filmkomödie aus dem Jahr Regie führte Marco Schnabel, das Drehbuch. Such a funny movie! My boyfriend talked about this movie for months so I finally bought it for him for his birthday. I'm glad I did! Hilarious! We will. Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in The Love Guru. Verleiher StudioCanal. Starkomiker Mike Myers versucht mit „Der Love Guru“ ein Comeback: Aber sein bewährter Comedy-Mix aus Nonsens, Gaststars und tiefem.

The Love Guru

Mike Myers stars as an American raised by gurus on an Indian ashram who returns to his native soil to settle a rivalry between two pro hockey players. The Love Guru Kritik. The Love Guru Kritik. 0 Kommentare - von Friend In dieser Userkritik verrät euch Friend, wie gut "Der Love Guru" ist. Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in The Love Guru. Verleiher StudioCanal.

The Love Guru - Navigationsmenü

Wie kommt man nur auf die Idee dafür 62 Mio Dollar weg zuwerfen? Horizont erweitern. Wer an den Austin Powers Filmen gefallen gefunden hat oder ein Fan seiner Filme ist sollte sich ernsthaft überlegen ihn anzusehen den Film :- Ansonsten gibt es nichts weiter zu sagen und die Punkte zu verteilen. Marco Schnabel. Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was Filmtyp Spielfilm. Neue Kritiken. Pitka and Jane bond on the plane ride. Help Community portal Recent changes Upload file. October 21, Rating: 0. Book Of Ra Neu Tricks easier, more natural ways of attracting, creating and being in relationships. Official Sites. Jane Bullard Justin Timberlake Themen Peter Deming. Jan Schomburg. Farb-Format Farbe. Denys Arcand. Share this. Nutten In Schleswig Guicheteau. Der Love Guru. Willkommen auf MJ!

His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist, much to Maurice's chagrin.

When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.

Written by rAjOo gunwanti hotmail. I don't throw this statement around lightly. As someone who frequently reads reviews, I find that it is thrown around far too often, especially when there are so many bad movies out there.

Those movies were made on minuscule budgets by no-talents. In comparison, The Love Guru was made on a huge budget by Mike Meyers, the creator of comedy classics Austin Powers and Wayne's World, which makes this train wreck of a film all the more painful to watch.

With The Love Guru, you can tell Meyers is trying to create another success along the lines of Austin Powers, but failing miserably. The thing about Austin Powers was despite being a dumb comedy, the movie had a likable, fun protagonist.

In Meyer's latest outing, we get the Guru Pitka, a Charles Manson look-alike who has an obsession with penises. It's somewhat fitting that he resembles Charles Manson, a notorious cult leader, as by the movies end I had a strange urge to kill myself.

Not only is the Guru creepy, he's also very unfunny. Whether he's making lame puns about "life" or talking about penises, he never manages to elicit any laughs whatsoever.

It could be that his jokes are just bad. Certainly using jokes straight out of a children's joke book isn't a recipe for success.

It could also be the fact that Meyers is so desperate for a laugh, he himself laughs at every joke and continuously looks at the audience, attempting to entice them to laugh along with him.

You get the sense that he realizes the jokes are unfunny and the glances at the audience are his last failed attempts at getting a few laughs. Guru Pitka's character development just adds injury to the insult.

One minute Pitka is being hailed as a spiritual healer who lives to help people and the next minute he's insulting a midget for no particular reason.

There's no consistency to the character at all, which is what this movie is missing in comparison to Meyer's last few. Wayne Campbell and Austin Powers felt like real characters, where the Guru doesn't really have any character; he randomly does whatever moves the plot along forward.

Speaking of plot, the storyline is almost as ill-conceived as the title character. A stupid plot in a comedy is acceptable if it manages to be funny, but there's nothing amusing about a Guru's quest to go on the Oprah show.

That's just plain stupid. The Guru has a self-revelation at the end and changes his greedy ways. The good guys triumph. And of course, Blur's "Song 2" plays during one of the hockey sequences, which has become the most commonly used and groan-inducing tune for any sports-related film.

Even if you can put aside the annoyingness of the Guru Pitka, the movie still fails to deliver anything remotely funny. The most common joke is to have a characters name resemble something vulgar, such as "Dick Pants" or some other Grade 3 level joke.

The next most common is the Guru's constant repeating of "TM" after one of his catchphrases. It wasn't funny the first time, what made Meyers think it would be funny the tenth or fifteenth?

There's also the repetition of jokes from Austin Powers, ranging from the plane to even the casting of Verne Troyer, the midget who made one of his only popular appearances in the Powers films as Mini-Me.

Finally, there are the gags that are just plain lame. These involve elephants humping each other, the Guru wearing a chastity belt, the Guru having a battle using mops soaked in urine, the Guru sticking his head up his own ass which is actually far less funny than it sounds , the Guru getting punched in the groin, the Guru doing battle with a rooster and the Guru engaging in two very long song and dance numbers on the Sitar, one a rendition of Dolly Parton's "9 to 5", the other a ear-splitting variation on "Space Cowboy" by Steve Miller Band.

Both are in there for no particular reason whatsoever and I really do hope it wasn't for laughs. The other actors are fairly bad, although they really don't have much to work with.

Jessica Alba continues her tradition of playing practically the same exact character, giggling and acting ditsy. Justin Timberlake is atrocious as Jacque Grande, although to be fair, his character was a one-note joke about Quebecois people.

I'm bemused that Meyers would think Americans would find a joke about a people they likely know little about funny, especially when I didn't find it funny and I'm a Canadian.

Verne Troyer just proves that the only reason he has even a semblance of a career is because of the novelty that he's a midget. It really is hard to describe how utterly bad The Love Guru is.

Retrieved June 19, CBS Interactive. Retrieved June 20, National Post. Scott New York Times. San Francisco Chronicle. Awards for The Love Guru.

Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture. Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Screenplay. David Shapiro Los Angeles Kings. Founded in Based in Los Angeles, California.

History expansion Records Award winners Retired numbers Broadcasters. Anaheim Ducks San Jose Sharks. AHL Ontario Reign. Category Commons.

Toronto Maple Leafs. Founded in Based in Toronto, Ontario. History Toronto Arenas Toronto St. Clinton Films with screenplays by Mike Myers actor Films set in India directorial debut films comedy films.

Hidden categories: Webarchive template wayback links All articles with dead external links Articles with dead external links from June Articles with permanently dead external links Template film date with 1 release date.

Namespaces Article Talk. Views Read Edit View history. Help Community portal Recent changes Upload file. Download as PDF Printable version.

Wikimedia Commons Wikiquote. George S. Clinton Malcolm Kirby Jr. Billy Weber Lee Haxall. Golden Raspberry Awards. February 21, Worst Picture.

Worst Actor. Worst Actress. Worst Supporting Actor. Suresh John as Indian Man. Trevor Heins as Young Pitka.

Autam Chopra Aka as Deepkak Early 20's. Jaan Padda as Young Deepak. Mike Nahrgang as Angry Fan. Matt Baram as EMT. Boyd Banks as EMT. Samantha Bee as Cinnabon Cashier.

Garry Robbins as Biker. Peter Schoelier as Uncle Jack. Ben Gans as Goal Post Judge. Taylor Flood as Year-Old Girl. Alexia Filippeos as Year-Old Girl.

Shakti Kupil as Sanjay. Graham Gordy as DJ. Jahlani Bishop as Children's Church Choir. Zoia Davis as Children's Church Choir.

Donna Ellis as Children's Church Choir. Jazmine Jeffrey as Children's Church Choir. Danielle Johnson as Children's Church Choir. Carlisa Lewis as Children's Church Choir.

Elyssa Marshall as Children's Church Choir. Jamila Mason as Children's Church Choir. Nathaniel Robinson as Children's Church Choir. Helen Semmunigus as Children's Church Choir.

Daniel Skeete as Children's Church Choir. Kadesha Webb as Children's Church Choir. Clarice Gillard as Children's Church Choir. Raemiah Dorrington as Children's Church Choir.

Knikole Frans as Children's Church Choir. Adisa Liburd as Children's Church Choir. Sabrina Morris as Children's Church Choir.

Nadine Muir as Children's Church Choir. Tracey Soman as Children's Church Choir. Alpha Kayondo as Children's Church Choir. Ashton Williams as Children's Church Choir.

Madhumita Sen as Group Dancer. Uppekha Jain as Group Dancer. Dani Jazzar as Group Dancer. Karun Pathak as Group Dancer.

Sachin Bhatt as Group Dancer. Prosenjit Kundu as Group Dancer. Robert Halley as Group Dancer. Sharat Chawla as Group Dancer. Namita Kapoor as Group Dancer.

Hetal Patel as Group Dancer. Nazneen Irani as Group Dancer. Shereen Ladha as Group Dancer. Sharona D'Ornellas as Group Dancer.

October 18, Rating: B- Full Review…. August 1, Full Review…. May 14, Full Review…. December 16, Full Review….

August 21, Full Review…. July 29, Full Review…. October 21, Rating: 0. View All Critic Reviews Nov 04, Not a brilliant comedy, More slapstick than anything, Abit corny but there are some laughs to be had just not enough.

Jamie C Super Reviewer. Mar 05, A movie so absolutely puerile, unfunny and dreadful in every aspect imaginable that it makes you want to take Mike Myers by the hair and beat him with a tire iron.

Is there really still anyone in this planet who thinks that name puns and diarrhea jokes are at all funny?

Zero stars. Carlos M Super Reviewer. Dec 02, A horrible movie. I laughed maybe twice at this crappy film, not only was it stupid, there was no point to it.

I cant say anything else about it because it sucked so much. Bradley W Super Reviewer. Oct 30, A dismal, pathetic, and absolutely awful attempt at comedy..

Stephen E Super Reviewer. See all Audience reviews. Guru Pitka: People may say bad things about you but you should never say bad things about yourself.

Say good-bye to dating apps, dating sites, singles events and matchmakers! Retrieved June 20, Writers: Mike MyersGraham Gordy. Children's Bitcoin Casino Free Spins Choir Tracey Soman Clarice Gillard as Children's Church Choir. Frat Guy Rob Gfroerer

The Love Guru Video

Love Guru - 2008

The Love Guru Video

The Love Guru (1/9) Movie CLIP - When Love Goes Wrong, Nothing Goes Right (2008) HD Alle Themen. User folgen 1 Follower Lies die 68 Kritiken. Wie kommt man nur auf die Idee dafür 62 Mio Dollar weg zuwerfen? Bewährte Garnitur: üppige Querverweise auf andere Filme, vor allem das eigene Werk. Andere Titel die gerade angesehen werden m. Wer an den Austin Powers Filmen gefallen gefunden hat Keno Orakel ein Echtgeld Casino Telefonaufladen seiner Filme ist sollte sich ernsthaft überlegen ihn anzusehen den Film :- Ansonsten gibt es nichts weiter zu sagen und die Punkte zu verteilen.

Looking for something to watch? Choose an adventure below and discover your next favorite movie or TV show. Visit our What to Watch page.

Sign In. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Full Cast and Crew. Release Dates.

Official Sites. Company Credits. Technical Specs. Plot Summary. Plot Keywords. Parents Guide. External Sites. User Reviews. User Ratings. External Reviews.

Metacritic Reviews. Photo Gallery. Trailers and Videos. Crazy Credits. Alternate Versions. Rate This. Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business.

His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.

Director: Marco Schnabel. Writers: Mike Myers , Graham Gordy. Added to Watchlist. From metacritic.

Watch the New Teaser for 'The Batman'. Top Favorite. Use the HTML below. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. User Polls Hated it!

Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson Kanye West Kanye West Mike Myers Deepak Chopra Rob Blake Rob Blake Jessica Alba Jane Bullard Justin Timberlake Jacques Grande Romany Malco Darren Roanoke Verne Troyer Coach Punch Cherkov Meagan Good Prudence Roanoke Manu Narayan Rajneesh John Oliver Dick Pants Stephen Colbert Jay Kell Jim Gaffigan Trent Lueders Ben Kingsley Edit Storyline Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was Edit Did You Know?

Trivia As revealed on an episode of Through the Keyhole , Verne Troyer kept much of the small-sized furniture in Coach Cherkov's office, that was designed for this movie, and used them in his own house.

Goofs During the first game after Pitka joins Roanoke, he is hit hard at the opening face off. From the overhead shot, we see that he has lost both gloves.

In the following close up shot, he once again has his right glove back. Quotes Guru Pitka : Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy.

Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt. Crazy Credits One outtake with Verne Troyer is shown during the end credits.

Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Report this. Q: Who do the leafs play in the finals? Language: English. Children's Church Choir Jazmine Jeffrey Children's Church Choir Danielle Johnson Children's Church Choir Carlisa Lewis Children's Church Choir Elyssa Marshall Children's Church Choir Jamila Mason Children's Church Choir Nathaniel Robinson Children's Church Choir Adisa Liburd Children's Church Choir Daniel Skeete Children's Church Choir Kadesha Webb Children's Church Choir Clarice Gillard Children's Church Choir Raemiah Dorrington Children's Church Choir Zoia Davis Children's Church Choir Ashton Williams Children's Church Choir Knikole Frans Children's Church Choir Sabrina Morris Children's Church Choir Nadine Muir Children's Church Choir Alpha Kayondo Children's Church Choir Tracey Soman Children's Church Choir Madhumita Sen Group Dancer Krystal Kiran Group Dancer Dani Jazzar Group Dancer Frank Bishun Group Dancer Karun Pathak Group Dancer Sachin Bhatt Group Dancer Prosenjit Kundu Group Dancer Robert Halley Group Dancer Sharat Chawla Group Dancer Namita Kapoor Group Dancer Shereen Ladha Group Dancer Nazneen Irani Group Dancer Hetal Patel Group Dancer Sharona D'Ornellas Group Dancer Rest of cast listed alphabetically: Susana Baker Flight Attendant uncredited Jessica Barrow Airport Girl uncredited Kadrolsha Ona Carole Curious Bar Girl uncredited Jasmine Chase Hot Girl in Bar uncredited Wayne Curnew Bar Thug uncredited Sima Fisher Toronto Hockey Fan uncredited Sharlene Grover Persian Beauty uncredited Sepideh Haftgoli Persian Beauty uncredited Mariska Hargitay Self uncredited Miranda Jade Curious Bar Girl uncredited Paul Jene Hockey Player uncredited Kashif Khan Drama Student uncredited Val Kilmer Val Kilmer uncredited Dave Kiner Chanting Follower uncredited Laura Landauer Celine Dion uncredited Laurel Morgan Group Singer uncredited Mishael Morgan Groupie uncredited Bob Probert Hockey Player uncredited Keith P.

Security Guard uncredited Christopher Seivright Dancer uncredited Gregory Terlecki Ashram guide uncredited Dakota Thompson Extra uncredited Chris Van Vliet Party Goer uncredited Neil Whitely Lee Jr.

Alba Dawn E. Alfieri Jr. Nancy Pak LeBlanc Michael Miller Steve Mihaylov Inc Scott Minter Stewart Pomeroy Jeremy Thornhill Jerome Williams Kai Zhang

Festivalberichte Tweet this. Mike MyersMichael De Luca. Bruno Levy. News Diese Seite repräsentiert nicht Netflix. Der Love Guru. Black Panther. Aktuelles Heft. Nikos Welter. Mike Myers Graham Gordy. Nicolas Guicheteau. Traurig über das Fremdgehen von Darren Super Smash Bros Online Game sich Prudence in ein Abenteuer mit dem Eishockey-Torwart der gegnerischen Mannschaft gestürzt. Mehr auf epd-film. Kritik zu Der Love Guru The Love Guru Myers spielt den Guru Pitka, einen in Indien aufgewachsenen Amerikaner, der nun in Los Angeles ein erfolgreiches. Mike Myers stars as an American raised by gurus on an Indian ashram who returns to his native soil to settle a rivalry between two pro hockey players. Mike Myers arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere of Love Guru on June 11 at​. Paramount Presents The Los Angeles Premiere of "Love Guru" - Personen. The Love Guru Kritik. The Love Guru Kritik. 0 Kommentare - von Friend In dieser Userkritik verrät euch Friend, wie gut "Der Love Guru" ist. The Love Guru

3 Gedanken zu “The Love Guru”

Hinterlasse eine Antwort

Deine E-Mail-Adresse wird nicht veröffentlicht. Erforderliche Felder sind markiert *