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Der Guru Pitka bekommt einen heiklen Auftrag von der Besitzerin einer Eishockeymannschaft. Er soll der Mannschaft dabei helfen, ihre jährige Pechsträhne zu beenden und ein wichtiges Speil zu gewinnen. Doch ausgerechnet jetzt hat der wichtigste. Der Love Guru (Originaltitel: The Love Guru) ist eine US-amerikanische Filmkomödie aus dem Jahr Regie führte Marco Schnabel, das Drehbuch. Such a funny movie! My boyfriend talked about this movie for months so I finally bought it for him for his birthday. I'm glad I did! Hilarious! We will. Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in The Love Guru. Verleiher StudioCanal. Starkomiker Mike Myers versucht mit „Der Love Guru“ ein Comeback: Aber sein bewährter Comedy-Mix aus Nonsens, Gaststars und tiefem.
Mike Myers stars as an American raised by gurus on an Indian ashram who returns to his native soil to settle a rivalry between two pro hockey players. The Love Guru Kritik. The Love Guru Kritik. 0 Kommentare - von Friend In dieser Userkritik verrät euch Friend, wie gut "Der Love Guru" ist. Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in The Love Guru. Verleiher StudioCanal.
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His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist, much to Maurice's chagrin.
When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
Written by rAjOo gunwanti hotmail. I don't throw this statement around lightly. As someone who frequently reads reviews, I find that it is thrown around far too often, especially when there are so many bad movies out there.
Those movies were made on minuscule budgets by no-talents. In comparison, The Love Guru was made on a huge budget by Mike Meyers, the creator of comedy classics Austin Powers and Wayne's World, which makes this train wreck of a film all the more painful to watch.
With The Love Guru, you can tell Meyers is trying to create another success along the lines of Austin Powers, but failing miserably. The thing about Austin Powers was despite being a dumb comedy, the movie had a likable, fun protagonist.
In Meyer's latest outing, we get the Guru Pitka, a Charles Manson look-alike who has an obsession with penises. It's somewhat fitting that he resembles Charles Manson, a notorious cult leader, as by the movies end I had a strange urge to kill myself.
Not only is the Guru creepy, he's also very unfunny. Whether he's making lame puns about "life" or talking about penises, he never manages to elicit any laughs whatsoever.
It could be that his jokes are just bad. Certainly using jokes straight out of a children's joke book isn't a recipe for success.
It could also be the fact that Meyers is so desperate for a laugh, he himself laughs at every joke and continuously looks at the audience, attempting to entice them to laugh along with him.
You get the sense that he realizes the jokes are unfunny and the glances at the audience are his last failed attempts at getting a few laughs. Guru Pitka's character development just adds injury to the insult.
One minute Pitka is being hailed as a spiritual healer who lives to help people and the next minute he's insulting a midget for no particular reason.
There's no consistency to the character at all, which is what this movie is missing in comparison to Meyer's last few. Wayne Campbell and Austin Powers felt like real characters, where the Guru doesn't really have any character; he randomly does whatever moves the plot along forward.
Speaking of plot, the storyline is almost as ill-conceived as the title character. A stupid plot in a comedy is acceptable if it manages to be funny, but there's nothing amusing about a Guru's quest to go on the Oprah show.
That's just plain stupid. The Guru has a self-revelation at the end and changes his greedy ways. The good guys triumph. And of course, Blur's "Song 2" plays during one of the hockey sequences, which has become the most commonly used and groan-inducing tune for any sports-related film.
Even if you can put aside the annoyingness of the Guru Pitka, the movie still fails to deliver anything remotely funny. The most common joke is to have a characters name resemble something vulgar, such as "Dick Pants" or some other Grade 3 level joke.
The next most common is the Guru's constant repeating of "TM" after one of his catchphrases. It wasn't funny the first time, what made Meyers think it would be funny the tenth or fifteenth?
There's also the repetition of jokes from Austin Powers, ranging from the plane to even the casting of Verne Troyer, the midget who made one of his only popular appearances in the Powers films as Mini-Me.
Finally, there are the gags that are just plain lame. These involve elephants humping each other, the Guru wearing a chastity belt, the Guru having a battle using mops soaked in urine, the Guru sticking his head up his own ass which is actually far less funny than it sounds , the Guru getting punched in the groin, the Guru doing battle with a rooster and the Guru engaging in two very long song and dance numbers on the Sitar, one a rendition of Dolly Parton's "9 to 5", the other a ear-splitting variation on "Space Cowboy" by Steve Miller Band.
Both are in there for no particular reason whatsoever and I really do hope it wasn't for laughs. The other actors are fairly bad, although they really don't have much to work with.
Jessica Alba continues her tradition of playing practically the same exact character, giggling and acting ditsy. Justin Timberlake is atrocious as Jacque Grande, although to be fair, his character was a one-note joke about Quebecois people.
I'm bemused that Meyers would think Americans would find a joke about a people they likely know little about funny, especially when I didn't find it funny and I'm a Canadian.
Verne Troyer just proves that the only reason he has even a semblance of a career is because of the novelty that he's a midget. It really is hard to describe how utterly bad The Love Guru is.
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Jamie C Super Reviewer. Mar 05, A movie so absolutely puerile, unfunny and dreadful in every aspect imaginable that it makes you want to take Mike Myers by the hair and beat him with a tire iron.
Is there really still anyone in this planet who thinks that name puns and diarrhea jokes are at all funny?
Zero stars. Carlos M Super Reviewer. Dec 02, A horrible movie. I laughed maybe twice at this crappy film, not only was it stupid, there was no point to it.
I cant say anything else about it because it sucked so much. Bradley W Super Reviewer. Oct 30, A dismal, pathetic, and absolutely awful attempt at comedy..
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Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson Kanye West Kanye West Mike Myers Deepak Chopra Rob Blake Rob Blake Jessica Alba Jane Bullard Justin Timberlake Jacques Grande Romany Malco Darren Roanoke Verne Troyer Coach Punch Cherkov Meagan Good Prudence Roanoke Manu Narayan Rajneesh John Oliver Dick Pants Stephen Colbert Jay Kell Jim Gaffigan Trent Lueders Ben Kingsley Edit Storyline Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was Edit Did You Know?
Trivia As revealed on an episode of Through the Keyhole , Verne Troyer kept much of the small-sized furniture in Coach Cherkov's office, that was designed for this movie, and used them in his own house.
Goofs During the first game after Pitka joins Roanoke, he is hit hard at the opening face off. From the overhead shot, we see that he has lost both gloves.
In the following close up shot, he once again has his right glove back. Quotes Guru Pitka : Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy.
Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt. Crazy Credits One outtake with Verne Troyer is shown during the end credits.
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